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The Rules by which females are governed :-)
- The FEMALE always makes the rules.
- The RULES are subject to change at any time without prior notification...by the FEMALE.
- No MALE can possibly know all the RULES.
- If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the RULES, she must immediately change some or all of them.
- The FEMALE is never wrong.
- If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.
- The MALE must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstandings.
- The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.
- The MALE must never change his mind without the express written consent of the FEMALE.
- The FEMALE has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The MALE must remain calm at all times, unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry or upset.
- The FEMALE must, under no circumstances, let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
- The Male is expected to "mind read" at all times.
- The MALE who doesn't abide by THE RULES; can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp!
- Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
- The FEMALE is ready when SHE is ready.
- The MALE must be ready at ALL times
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