What
did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It's Christmas, Eve ! |
How
do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve ! |
What
do you have in December that you don't have in any other month
?
The letter "D" ! |
What
does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a
chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia ! |
What
do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve
?
Black mail ! |
Who
delievers cat's Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws ! |
Why
does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him ! |
Who
delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus ! |
How
many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks ! |
Why
is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he's Sooty ! |
